Entertaining post and nice fish! I will bet you throw your fuzzy pants in the car from now on.
I've been wracking my brain and for the life of me have no idea where you could have been fishing...
If it makes you feel any better, yesterday while going through my mountain of tying material, I was kneeling on the floor and buried an upholstery tack all the way into my knee - I got a few grouse tail fans from a friend and he pinned them all together at the base of the fan with these tacks. Well, one fell out and my knee found it. At least it wasn't barbed.
Brookie